I had a lengthy conversation with a friend the other day about the economy, and I was momentarily inspired to write a 3,000 word post on stagflation. I soon realized that I don’t know what stagflation means, however, and quickly put the idea to rest.

Get it? It's a play on words. I can't believe you didn't get it.
Instead, I’d like to turn this post over to the awesomely named Hudson Hongo and his highly amusing McSweeney’s List.
COURT CASES WITH WHICH I AM FAMILIAR.
BY HUDSON HONGO
The City of Eugene v. Hudson Hongo (2004)
Roe v. Wade (1973)
The City of Eugene v. Hudson Hongo (2005)
Plessy v. Ferguson (1896)
The City of Tacoma v. Hudson Hongo (2006)
Brown v. Board of Education (1954)
Hudson Hongo v. Outback Steakhouse (2007)
Great List, Hudson. You’re the man now, dog!
Last ate: A Thin Mint, unoftunately not frozen
Listening to: The National – Fake Empire