A Safari without Leaving Your Depressing Cubicle

I’ve come across a number of blog-worthy animal stories the past couple of days, so I thought I’d share them with you, my beloved readers.

Koalas!

The cutest little koala photo you’ve ever seen has been making its way around the internets.  

Danny Devito easing himself into his evening soak

Danny Devito easing himself into his evening soak

While these cute little angels do look like little bald fat men up close, most people love them. Except of course for the people who go around punching them in the face.

This is what happens when you say you hate Hugh Jackman in Australia

Who would punch Danny DeVito!?

A dog and elephant are BFF!
Here’s a really cool story of how a dog and elephant became best friends at an animal sanctuary in Tennessee.

Bill Gates Really Loves Mosquitoes!
Lastly, Bill Gates made a bold statement at a TED talk earlier today. Trying to make a point to the audience about ending malaria, one of the main goals of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, Bill allegedly unleashed a swarm of mosquitoes into the crowd, saying “Not only poor people should experience this.” I can’t decide if he was trying to show rich people how annoying mosquitoes are, or if he was trying to give everyone in the audience malaria. Either way, it will probably be more effective than Vista.

Listening to: The Kinks – Skin And Bone
Last ate: Sausage and caramelized onion frozen pizza from Trader Joe’s

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3 Responses to A Safari without Leaving Your Depressing Cubicle

  1. Coliphile says:

    Brilliant, heart felt, violent, sexy, smart. Keep it coming.

  2. cmoney82 says:

    Allie, that’s why you’re my favorite.

  3. natalie. says:

    have you seen the fabulous fuck you, penguin site? also wonderful for animal goodness from the cube.

    http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/

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